Funny Quotaions About Love
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 | He loved her, but won't die for her. He has an undying love for her. | |
 | I am hungry for love ... set the table. | |
 | I don't want people to love me. It makes for obligations. -- Jean Anouilh | |
 | I love mankind ... It's people I hate. -- Charles Schulz | |
 | I love you; therefore I'm a lover.Everyone loves the lover.You are everyone to me.Therefore, you love me! | |
 | I will always love the false image I had of you. | |
 | I'd love to go out with you, but I never go out on days that end in `Y.' | |
 | I'd love to, but I'm teaching my ferret to yodel. | |
 | In this world, there are two sets of women: women that you would love to bewith, and women that would love to be with you. THERE IS NO UNION OF THESETWO SETS. | |
 | It is easier to love humanity than to love one's neighbor. -- Eric Hoffer | |
 | It may be true that the law cannot make a man love me,but it can keep him from lynching me, and I think that's pretty important. -- Martin Luther King, Jr. | |
 | Love is blind but desire doesn't give a good goddam. -- James Thurber (1894-1961) | |
 | Love is blind, marriage is the eye-opener. | |
 | Love is only the dirty trick played on usto achieve continuation of the species. -- W. Somerset Maugham (1874-1965) | |
 | Love is the warm feeling you get towards someone who meets your neurotic needs. | |
 | Love thy neighbor -- but don't get caught. | |
 | Men seldom make passesAt girls who wear glasses. -- Dorothy Parker | |
 | Who does not love wine, women, and song,Remains a fool his whole life long. -- Johann Heinrich Voss | |
 | Women who love only women may have a good point. -- Edward Abbey | |
 | Women who miscalculate are called 'mothers'. -- Abigail Van Buren | |
 | Women: We cannot love them all. But we must try. -- Edward Abbey | |
 | The greatest happiness is to scatter your enemy, to drive him beforeyou, to see his cities reduced to ashes, to see those who love himshrouded in tears, and to gather into your bosom his wives anddaughters. -- Genghis Kahn, 1226 | |
 | Arthur's Laws of Love:
1) People to whom you are attracted invariably think you remind them of
someone else.
2) The love letter you finally got the courage to send will be delayed in the
mail long enough for you to make a fool of yourself in person. | |
 | It is better to have loved and lost than to have hated and won. | |
 | Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate. | |
 | Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it. -- Russell Baker | |
 | Have you the assurance to pretend that when a lady demeans herself to throw aside the rules of decency, in order to honour you with the highest favour in her power, your virtue should resist her inclination? That when she had conquer'd her own vitue, she should find an obstruction in yours? -- Henry fielding | |
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