Funny Love Quotes
This section contains very funny love quotes.
Love is one of the deepest of emotions but it can also be very funny. Celebrate the lighter side of love with this collection of funny love quotes.
 | They made love as if they were an endangered species. -- Peter de Vries. | |
 | Love is the same as like except you feel sexier. -— Judith Viorst | |
 | I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that! -- Tom Lehrer | |
 | Twelve years doesn't mean you're a happy couple. It just means that you're a long couple. -- Neil Simon | |
 | Adam invented love at first sight, one of the greatest labor-saving machines the world ever saw. -- Josh Billings | |
 | Love, the itch and a cough cannot be hid. -- Thomas Fuller | |
 | I am two fools, I know, for loving, and saying so. -- john Donne | |
 | Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass. -- French proverb | |
 | Rejected lovers need never despair! There are four-and-twenty hours ina day, and not a moment in the twenty-four in which a woman may notchange her mind.--DE FINOD. | |
 | Lovers know what they want, not what they need. -- Publius Syrious, (1st Century B.C.) | |
 | Love can sweep you off your feet and carry you along in a way you've never known before. But the ride always ends, and you end up feeling lonely and bitter. Wait. It's not love I'm describing. I'm thinking of a monorail. —- Jack Handey | |
 | I'm afraid I was very much the traditionalist. I went down on one knee and dictated a proposal which my secretary faxed over straight away. -- Stephen Fry | |
 | Sex is the great amateur art. The professional, male of female, is frowned upon; he or she misses the whole point and spoils the show. -- David Cort | |
 | The Lord Chief Justice was once asked by a lady what was the maximum punishment for bigamy: Two Mothers in Law. -- Lord Russel of Killowen | |
 | He who enjoys a good neighbour, said the Greeks, has a precious possession. Same goes for the neighbour's wife. -- Nicholas Bentley | |
 | I hate a woman who offers herself because she ought to do so, and, cold and dry, thinks of her sewing when she's making love. -- Ovid, The Art of Love | |
 | Love is said to be blind, but I know a lot of fellows in love who can see twice as much in their sweethearts as I can. -- John Billings | |
 | If we men married the women we deserved, we should have a very bad time of it. -- | |
 | Some widowers are bereaved; others relieved. -- Helen Rowland | |
 | It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover after he has stopped guessing. -- Helen Rowland | |
 | What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. Pearl Bailey | |
 | If love is blind, what is the purpose of lingerie? -- Unknown | |
 | It is impossible to love and to be wise. -- Francis Bacon | |
 | If you cannot inspire a woman with love of you, fill her to the brim with love of herself -- all that runs over will be yours. -- Charles Caleb Colton | |
 | When a scholar goes to seek out a bride he should take along an ignoramus as an expert. -- The Talmud | |
 | A man is only as old as the woman he feels. - Groucho Marx | |
 | I kissed my first woman and smoked my first cigarette on the same day; I have never had time for tobacco since. -- Arturo Toscanini | |
 | One must have loved a woman of genius to appreciate the happiness there is in loving a fool. -- Charles Maurice de Talleyrand | |
 | Love: An ocean of emotions surrounded entirely by expenses. -- Thomas R. Dewar | |
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